Old Fart / Mature Barking Spider Card

Old Fart / Mature Barking Spider Card

Regular price $5.99
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This age-friendly card cleverly flips the script on the tired statement, old fart, by suggesting the recipient is really a mature barking spider.

Outside: Old mature Fart barking spider

Inside: The inside is a BLANK canvas, ready for you to add your heartfelt message, making your card extra special for the recipient.

Here’s what you get
- Single-fold greeting card, featuring original designs.
- Blank inside, ready for your personalized message.
- Boutique size (A2), 4.25 x 5.5-inch card.
- Matching envelope.


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